Joke Of The Day

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC. ALWAYS REMEMBER NEVER ASK A QUESTION
UNLESS YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.


*When Grandma Goes To Court*

*Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.*

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do knowyou, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'


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aGAIN.. Booties

Salam all

I love to crochet booties. It quite easy and quick to finish.This booties pattern is from this book.


My first book i bought when i want to learn how to knit/crochet. It is written in Malay and honestly i really don't understand the term used . But now after mastered a few skills i can do the project offered in this book. Anyway it is a good book. Cover all types of craft for only RM19.90.



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Another Baby Gift

Salam all


I love give present especially to a friend who newly having new member in their family.So this time i'm planning to give this purple mix booties to my chatting friend i've known few years ago.Hopes she'll like it.




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Sister Hood Award

Salam

2nd entry for today.I noticed that i've been awarded by kak diah last month. Sorry for the late respond.


I really admire her passion about quilt. I would like to learn this too but i dont know where to start. One day natrah..one day..



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My First Baju Kurung

Salam all..

I always want to sew baju kurung for myself .Unfortunately i have no idea how to do it. I bought this fabric last ramadhan and just finished sew this baju kurung for my little daughter by refering from her other baju kurung made by my auntie. Really make me sweat just to complete this tiny baju kurung. I nearly go crazy when it come to attach the baju part especially kekek n pesak. He he he...


Luckily i made it although it is not tidy enough. I'll try to make one for me later after attend a class perhaps.Anyway i'm proud of myself..




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Completed Set Of baby gift

Salam all


Continue post from last week.I've completed this gift by adding a baby beanie with same color.


One project done!

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What i've been up to...

Salam gentle reader


I know I have been quiet these past few days/months. As you know i just moved to a new house; turned our lives up-side-down, in a good way, Ok, I could say that it is a little manic some days, but mostly it is an incredible rediscovery into who I am at my core, peeling the layers that I have constructed as insulation for years, and getting to the constant choice to be happy.

It looks like I have developed new addiction in my life. Can you guess it? It is crocheted socks.
After using this pattern I got tons of ideas for crocheted socks. Now I have a new pairs and I absolutely love them.

The yarn that I used for them is from Minlon,100 % acrylic.Blue and white. I hope that one day i can afford to buy this perfect and suitable yarn >> Sockotta Sock Yarn by Plymouth Yarn.Here it cost me RM 60++ /per skein . One day natrah..one day..or is anyone there would like to buy it for me.. I dont have any friend from US,UK...If i do..i'll ask them to buy it..


After see this cute socks, my DH ask me wether i can do more socks. He would like to give this to his friend who just got new baby boy.


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My best friend parting

Assalamualaikum..

My best friend moved to Penang.I've missed her so much. I've known her since 2003 - the year she started her work in KDRM.

We've joined together as officemates as the new year begins...A year full of learning while we become friends.We'll share and be kindas. We work and play. And our friendship will grow with each passing day. We can't let her go but we can't be selfish. We know this parting is for her own good so we really have to let her go sincerely.

As we walk our path of life,
We meet people everyday.
Most are simply met by chance.
But, some are sent our way.

These become special friends
Whose bond we can't explain;
The ones who understand us
And share our joy and pain.

Their love contains no boundaries.
So, even we are apart.
Their presence enhances us
With a warmth felt in the heart.

This love becomes a passageway,
When even the miles disappear.
And so, these friends, God sends our way,
Remain forever near.

I miss U JIJAH

Move to new home

Salam all..

It's 2 nd April...

I've been away aboout 2 weeks.I've many things to settle.For your information my appeal to move to a terrace quarters have been approved.I moved to new house on 29 Mac. 2 weeks before i've many particular things to do.I have to pay for new TNB n SYABAS account and then close the old quarters account. And now i also have to pay for quaters deposit too. It cost me RM813 ( deposit quarter+TNB+SYABAS). But it is ok as long as now i am staying in doube storey house.I got my own parking space n my kids can play at the playground which is nearby.

4 years in apartment though give us many memories. Both sweet n bitter. My husband did cry when we clean the apartment on the last day there. Yes we have to clean the quarters before we give the house key to the BPH. Luckily we don't do any damage to the house. Good bye house!!

My new house ( before we move in )



Syukur alhamdulillah..i've waiting for this house for 4 years.
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